🥒 “Crime Scene: Veggie Massacre Edition” Cutting Board
Somebody call the food detectives—there's been another incident in the kitchen! This board features a cast of wide-eyed veggies, splattered sauces, and a zucchini that clearly saw everything. Whether you're prepping dinner or just showing off, this hilarious cutting board brings total veggie drama to your counter.
🧅 Why You’ll Love It:
🤣 Over-the-top cartoon veggies in full panic mode
🪵 Real wood cutting surface – sturdy, durable & lightweight
🎨 Bright, sealed design that won’t fade under pressure
🎁 Perfect for gifting, decor, or your next true crime-themed dinner party
🧽 Cleans up easily – no forensic kit needed
This board is proof that the kitchen really is where the drama happens. Add it to your crime scene collection before the carrots spill the beans!
 
⚠️ Disclaimer:
This cutting board is for decorative purposes only and is not intended for use with food preparation. Display it, gift it, laugh at it—but please don’t chop on it!