"This Cutting Board is a Crime Scene!" – Classic Shock Edition
When onions cry—it’s not from being chopped. This version has all the veggie drama: big eyes, nervous glances, and a cleaver that’s clearly been busy. Just try not to laugh as you slice your cucumbers.
🍆 Why You’ll Love It:
Funny, bold artwork you’ll love showing off
Strong, lightweight wood build
Hangs easily as decor or works hard on the counter
Unique gift idea that no one else will expect!
 
⚠️ Disclaimer:
This cutting board is for decorative purposes only and is not intended for use with food preparation. Display it, gift it, laugh at it—but please don’t chop on it!